What is Cactipus?
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A mythical creature that is a mix between a cactus and a octopus. It has 8 legs and a bunch of little prickles on it. Quite Genius.
JFK was not assassinated by a man, no it was much worse, he was attacked by a wild Cactipus! He didnt have much hope for survival and they used the "assassination" excuse to cover up all the evidence.
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The act of masturbating and failing to ejaculate.
Jerking on last night gave me blue balls.
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A vaginal wedge refers to a device used to pry open a stubborn cunt.
When Sally got moody the other day, Ted had to break out the vagin..
