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When a movie is horrible but the producers try to compensate with an abundance of special effects.
Assistant:"Sir, the movie did h..
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when the density of one's ass hair prohibits ass wiping from ever being fully complete
I had horrible infiniwipe tonight; i really..
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Being in a situation where someone you definitely don't want to know what your computer is full of (i. e. parents or gf/bf), is sta..