Cactus

What is Cactus?


1.

dead, not functioning

"this bloody washing machine is cactus"

See aenema

2.

A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii

If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.

See cactus, desert, dry, water

3.

a vagina covered in stubble

My penis got tore up by that catus last night

4.

Peyote, San Pedro, or other Mescaline-containing psychoactive cacti.

"I have some cactus. Let's trip"

5.

a fashion style

a grunge music style of clothing

boot cut jeans some times torn. Grey, light blue, charcoal, but never black

boots of some type

jackets. leather or other

other military type gear such as dog tags or cammo

rock band t-shirts

cuffs but not studed

rough and tough

3day beard stubble

greasy or messy hair

"you look so cactus"

See cactus, grunge, rock, tough, rough

6.

Slang term for being really out-of-it; caused by being overly tired, stoned, hungover, or just generally spaced-out, etc.

Person 1: "Wait, what time did you say he was coming over again? I keep forgetting..."

Person 2: "Wow, I've told you like three times.... Cactus!"

Person 1: "Haha, yeah- I'm mad cactus."

See hungover, tired, high, scatterbrained, spacey

7.

The process of shaving the nutbag and letting the stubble grow back for 4-7 days then teabagging somebody.

Are those chapped lips, or did u get the cactus?

See AssFart


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