Cactus Cock

What is Cactus Cock?


1.

A medical condition in males that stems from shaving the genitals, resulting in pubic hairs, in the early stages of their growth, to be prickly, itchy, and short, resembling the prickers on a cactus.

Friend 1: "Did you get to bang Nicole last night?"

Friend 2: "No man, she said I need to shave and get rid of that cactus cock. What a fucking bitch!"

See cactus, shaving, genitals, pubic hair, itchy

2.

When a mans pubes are so thick and coarse that when he pulls out after sex several of his pubes are still stuck in the womans pubus region (like when you touch a cactus)

1. Oh man, My vag is sore, shawns got a major "cactus cock"

2. "I had sex with a guy who had cactus cock and i've been pulling his pubes out of my thighs and labia for days" exclaimed Emily

See pubes, vagina, hair


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