What is Cactus Crack?
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Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.
"Hello Dan."
"Hi Harris."
"Why the sour face?"
"You see Harris, I have an atrocious case of cactus crack."
"MMMMMM"
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System to determine if girl is fuckable. Eliminates 1 to 10 scale.
1 = She is naked spread eagle on your bed,and no one else finds out,..