Cactus Crack

What is Cactus Crack?

Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.

"Hello Dan."

"Hi Harris."

"Why the sour face?"

"You see Harris, I have an atrocious case of cactus crack."

"MMMMMM"

See banus, anal, anus, poop, sweat, swamp ass, taint, gooch

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Quarter Butt

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Moody Bum

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