Cactus Nuts

What is Cactus Nuts?

When the hair on your ball-sac starts growing back several days after shaving it, usually causing itching and irritation.

Adam: Why do you keep scratching your junk?

Ben: I got cactus nuts dude, my sac is torn up!

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