Cactus Pussy

What is Cactus Pussy?

1. When a girl shaves very badly and it feels like going down on a cactus.

2. When a girl has not shaved in a really long time.

Guy: "Last night Khristina told me she finally shaved... but I was in for a surprise... she had a cactus pussy!"

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