Cactus Testicles

What is Cactus Testicles?

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles

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Ostrich Sack

1. 1)Someone who is a geek, a fag, and a knob rolled into one completely irritating package. The sort which would piss you off no matter wh..

Emo Jesus

1. another term for Criss Angel the best magician in the world i love watching emo jesus on A&E every wednesday night at 10. See magi..

Red Eddy

1. Noun: An anus that has been forced open to the extent that it is spewing torrents of blood. "Dude, that last economics exam gave m..

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