Cactus Testicles

What is Cactus Testicles?

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles

See cactus, balls, testicles, pubes, blowjob

Rattail

1. a braided single lock of hair of the back of the head of a guy "Man, look how big his rattail is." See braid, rat's tai..

Veiny Bangstick

1. Slang for the male genetalia. A meat missile. Wow! Look at the size of his veiny bangstick! See Sam..

Queef Inhaler

1. After sex occurs and therefore possibly a queef would slip out, a sexual act would happen in which the man (or woman) would wait with hi..

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