Cactus Testicles

What is Cactus Testicles?

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles

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Zap Yo Dumb Ass

1. The act of zapping one's dumb ass, with electricity or another form of unstable, powerful energy. Guy 1: Yo bitch wassup? Guy 2: ..

Oreilley

1. another form of orly?, or oh really? created by mason drake and has been seen in a few commercials. then i totally owned him... Oreill..

Zarty Bombaly

1. The Jokes of Bombala. Low-grade jokes, meaningless and infantile. I can't share a example. Zarty bombaly is compulsive viewing xD ..

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