Cactus Testicles

What is Cactus Testicles?

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles

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Zombonner

1. When you REALLY want to play a game of "zombies", in Call of Duty: World at War, so bad that you get an ultra hard erection. ..

Janvember

1. anytime between january and november. usually used when you don't know when something will happen. it'll all fall into place ..

Yo Moma Jokes

1. a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said &q..

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