Cactus Testicles

What is Cactus Testicles?

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles

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Schidd

1. a substitute for the very useful word "shit" but you can use it in emails at work without fear of being reprimanded. this obs..

Handysome

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Shut Your Cunt

1. When the person who is better off than you is complaining about their "rough" life or shall we say "hard times" I h..

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