Cactus Testicles

What is Cactus Testicles?

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles

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2.2

1. a very annoying phrase used by retards describing how fast something is going to be done "im going to abercombie ill be back in 2...

Ovrejellead

1. The action of over jellying ones bread. "Darn! I just ovrejellead! Now im going to have to get a new piece of bread!" See ex..

Keg Nap

1. When You lay down, put a keg on your chest or beside you, put the hose in your mouth, and drink until you take a "nap". I had..

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