Cactus Testicles

What is Cactus Testicles?

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles

See cactus, balls, testicles, pubes, blowjob

Non-newtonian

1. Adj. Used to describe an article of clothing that is suspended about the midriff, typically jeans, with no apparent means of support. ..

1. -a typo for the common shorthand <3. Now has its uses in face-to-face dialog by inserting 'comma pound' in place of '..

Obsested

1. Obsessed with testicles. I don't know if he's gay, but he's sure as hell obsested. See obsessed, testicles, straight, n..

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