Cactus Testicles

What is Cactus Testicles?

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

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No Way, Jose!

1. Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose...

You Oughtta Know

1. one of the best alanis songs that practically bitch-slaps her ex for fucking up their relationship cause he couldn't keep it in his..

I.e.d

1. An I.E.D is an 'Improvised Explosive Device'. These are in use in Iraq and most combat areas. Highly deadly to any sort of veh..

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