Cactus Testicles

What is Cactus Testicles?

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles

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Take Your Time

1. (Sarcastic) Hurry up. Oh, do take your time, driver. I'm sure my wedding can hold a few weeks. See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Valving

1. the act of attempting to grandstand another when not all appropriate for the situation. me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically..

Uncle Same

1. An asian guy on youtube that makes videos talking in an asian accent. "Dit chew no dat i lie to dos da dansing" - uncle same ..

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