Cadbury Surprise

What is Cadbury Surprise?

A more fun way to commit suicide...

First, gouge your eyes out with an ice-cream scooper. Then replace them with cadbury eggs, because everybody loves cadbury eggs.

Magic: Oh my god!??!?! I can't believe that grandpa killed himself!!!

Grandma: I know, it is horrible

Magic: Cadbury eggs?!?!? Fuck yea grandpa, you are awesome!!!

(Grandma crying in the back)

Kaffs

1. Shortened from kaffies a polariterm for trousers. 'He was wearing zebra print kaffs with pink go faster stripes!!!' See kaff..

Obamaroid

1. A dangly bit of sphincter meat who voted for Barack Obama and does not yet realize the magnatude of their mistake. The Obamaroids smile..

Moongler

1. Thats the little spanish guy that goes around on weekends terrorizing little kids with dildos. The fucking moongler scared my daughter...

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