Cadbury Surprise

What is Cadbury Surprise?


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A more fun way to commit suicide...

First, gouge your eyes out with an ice-cream scooper. Then replace them with cadbury eggs, because everybody loves cadbury eggs.

Magic: Oh my god!??!?! I can't believe that grandpa killed himself!!!

Grandma: I know, it is horrible

Magic: Cadbury eggs?!?!? Fuck yea grandpa, you are awesome!!!

(Grandma crying in the back)


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