What is Cadbury Surprise?
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A more fun way to commit suicide...
First, gouge your eyes out with an ice-cream scooper. Then replace them with cadbury eggs, because everybody loves cadbury eggs.
Magic: Oh my god!??!?! I can't believe that grandpa killed himself!!!
Grandma: I know, it is horrible
Magic: Cadbury eggs?!?!? Fuck yea grandpa, you are awesome!!!
(Grandma crying in the back)
Random Words:
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Porn that only has chicks, IE NO MEAT.
Bailey was watching Vegetarian porn over the weekend...
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A small dog that is a cross between a toy fox terrier and a pomeranian.
A foxeranian is an itsy bitsy dog that looks like a tiny fox.
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that is how many muscles it takes to be a pussy
when jordan was being a pussy, its like he was using all his 41 muscles
See pussy, jor..
