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When you promote yourself by changing the title in your email signature.
Mike gave himself an email promotion when he changed the title..
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Swampy balls is what occurs when you're outside in the heat, and the ensuing sweat creates a swamp-like environment surrounding you..
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A euphemism for a long-distance bootycall to Argentina.
Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3..