Cadillac Driver

What is Cadillac Driver?


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A person who "drives" a Cadillac.

A person who "drives" like a person "driving" a Cadillac.

A person who:

Does not signal turns or lane changes.

Doesn't clear snow off the back window.

Never checks the mirror.

Hogs the left lane.

Acts as if he owns the road.

Treats other drivers with contempt.

Puts the brakes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, for no reason at all.

Does not know how to drive (Who else would buy a car with an automatic transmission?)

Watch out for that Cadillac driver! He's weaving from lane to lane and putting his brakes on a lot!


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