What is Caesar Salad?
1.
The act of spreading another humans buttcheeks with the nose and blowing air into the anus, as the cheeks ripple and flap. Similar to a motorboat, but with buttcheeks.
"God, when The Deer gave Justin a caesar salad, I thought his cheeks would never stop flapping"
2.
the act of ejaculating upon the face of a common prostitute or average day slut then throwing money at said whore causing it to stick to her face.
yo, I gave that bitch a caesar salad and that dirty hoe kept the money.
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3.
When a mixture of cannabis and opium lettuce is smoked giving the smoke a great salad-like taste and an unusually strong but calming high.
"Hey, man I was smoking some of that Caesar salad last night and I was baked as fuck."
"If you mix that opium lettuce into that G we've got you'll feel great."
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4.
The act of farting while someone is rimming you (i.e. farting while having your anus licked). Coined by the Atlantan whom made a submission to Savage Love under the name GASS.
I was there tossing her salad and all of a sudden she busts a Caesar salad.
5.
When a guy interacts with a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.
Josh: Damn, What's the donkey for?
Jimmy: Well i have a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.
Josh: What's that suppose to mean?
Jimmy: That means i'm having a Caesar Salad.
Josh: ...huh?
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