Cafe Bored

What is Cafe Bored?

When one is extremely bored with something.

Mostly used by people that work in the restaurant / cafe business. The moments when you work in a cafe and there is fuck all to do.

Can also be used with the work tragic. Mostly referring to sad, unattractive, badly dressed gay men.

I am so "cafe bored" today!

God i am so "cafe bored" of your attitude lately!

This flick is "cafe boring"!

Fuck me he is "cafe tragic" can you see what he's wearing!

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