Cafe Bored

What is Cafe Bored?

When one is extremely bored with something.

Mostly used by people that work in the restaurant / cafe business. The moments when you work in a cafe and there is fuck all to do.

Can also be used with the work tragic. Mostly referring to sad, unattractive, badly dressed gay men.

I am so "cafe bored" today!

God i am so "cafe bored" of your attitude lately!

This flick is "cafe boring"!

Fuck me he is "cafe tragic" can you see what he's wearing!

Laptastic

1. 1. An asshat. 2. A jug. 3. A person who lives in Boston. 1. Ryan is LapTastic. 2. I know LapTastic. 3. I heard that Ryan is LapTast..

Queef Melt

1. Almost the same thing as Clitty Litter but not green! A Queef Melt is when a hogre farts in the front side hallway and nacho cheese jizz..

Jehovos

1. What I call the Jehova's Witnesses that used to show up at my door trying to get me to convert religions. Those Jehovos haven&apos..

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