Cafe Bored

What is Cafe Bored?

When one is extremely bored with something.

Mostly used by people that work in the restaurant / cafe business. The moments when you work in a cafe and there is fuck all to do.

Can also be used with the work tragic. Mostly referring to sad, unattractive, badly dressed gay men.

I am so "cafe bored" today!

God i am so "cafe bored" of your attitude lately!

This flick is "cafe boring"!

Fuck me he is "cafe tragic" can you see what he's wearing!

E-boner

1. Having an erection whilst talking to a hot girl on a webcam. This is very common amongst virgins who would first like to explore the sex..

Jeezo

1. New age derivative of "jeez." "Jeezo Annie, that was harsh!"..

On The Boys

1. Its used as reassurance to make sure your being compleatly honest. If you sware on the boys and a bro finds out that you lied, your not ..

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