What is Caffoon?
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One who is addicted to coffee and other caffeinated products.
Last night, I had 4 cups of Zapatista coffee. Then a piece of Jolt gum to freshen the breath. This morning, before going to work, I showered with Shower Shock caffeinated soap. On my way to work, I drank a bottle of Bawls.
I am caffoon, and this is my manifesto.
Random Words:
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Retarded version of the word penis head. Often used as an insult.
Shut the hell up you paynis hayed!..
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of ice, gin, and lemon juice that became popular with the impoverished community of University of Arizo..
