Caffoon

What is Caffoon?

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One who is addicted to coffee and other caffeinated products.

Last night, I had 4 cups of Zapatista coffee. Then a piece of Jolt gum to freshen the breath. This morning, before going to work, I showered with Shower Shock caffeinated soap. On my way to work, I drank a bottle of Bawls.

I am caffoon, and this is my manifesto.
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