What is Cag?
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Noun: any fortunate event or achievement that is a result of luck.
Verb: To achieve something good or end up in some good circumstance by sheer luck.
The term has its origins in the Spanish verb "cagar" which means "to take a crap, to shit, to defacate".
In English, when something lucky happens or is accomplished, one might say that it was "pulled out of (a person's) ass". The idea is the same with "cag".
He made that shot from halfcourt and won the game. What a cag!
You didn't study and still managed to get an A on the test. You cagged out.
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n.
Cute Asian Girl. An Asian girl who is cute.
v.
To meet/hook up with a cag.
adj.
Cute, Asian and female at the same time.
Meet any cags at that Asian club last night?
I'm gonna cag it up when I go to Taiwan this summer.
That girl by the sandwich line? Yea she's pretty cag I guess.
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3.
Acronym for CheapAssGamer, a website that features discussion and listings on cheap video games. The CAG acronym can be used to describe a user or the website itself.
Did you see that great deal on CAG today?
The CAGs have bought up all the $5 games.
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The Commander, Air Group (more commonly known as the CAG) is the senior pilot aboard a battlestar and is responsible for all flight operations by its Air Wing. The rank normally held by the CAG is Captain or Major.
Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: You're the CAG, act like one.
Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama: What does that mean?
Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: It means that you're still acting like everyone's best friend. We're not friends. You're the CAG! "Be careful out there?" Our job isn't to be careful, it's to shoot fracking Cylons out of the sky! "Good Hunting" is what you say. And one of your idiot pilots is acting like a child and refusing to take her pills. So she either says "Yes, sir" and obeys a direct order, or you smack her in the mouth and drag her sorry ass to sickbay and you make her take those pills!
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5.
Someone, in most cases a male, who is so obsessed with cats that it is really creepy. Can also be used as a shitty or creepy descriptor of said person's actions.
That was a really cag thing to do back there.
Why do you own 18 cats? Don't you know that God hates cags?
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6.
something good that occured do to luck
"damn i can't believe he made that shot. what a cag"
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A term used in the Southern vernacular denoting the act of one individual inducing the trip and fall of another in an attempt to bring physical, mental, and/or emotional anguish. To properly “shoot the cag”, one looms in on his victim from behind and when the victim’s trailing foot is in forward motion (taking its next step) the person administering the cag uses his foot to kick the victim’s moving foot into the back of the planted leg, causing a self-tripping effect. Results are most effective when running is involved.
Man, I caught Antwon running through the hall today, and I shot that cag on him! I swear that fool flew 50 ft. and busted his ass!
Antwon: Yeah, he cagged me up good..
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