Caged Monkey

What is Caged Monkey?

1.

When someone walks in on you masturbating, you proceed to shit in your hand accompanied by monkey noises, and lob the steaming pile at the unfortunate victim.

"Oh god, why are you doing that on the coffee table!?!"

.....

<grunt>

monkey sounds

<plop>

throw poop

SPLAT!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN ON A CAGED MONKEY!

See masturbating, poop, monkey, cage, coffee table
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