What is Caged Monkey?
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When someone walks in on you masturbating, you proceed to shit in your hand accompanied by monkey noises, and lob the steaming pile at the unfortunate victim.
"Oh god, why are you doing that on the coffee table!?!"
.....
<grunt>
monkey sounds
<plop>
throw poop
SPLAT!
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN ON A CAGED MONKEY!
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The art of pissing in someone else's shampoo or conditioner bottle, without their knowledge.
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An act committed by restaurant proprieters whereby they squeeze every unit of cash from their customers as possible. Italian restaurants..
