Cagetastic

What is Cagetastic?

A mental state in which a person is both bland and action-packed. See Nicolas Cage's movies.

Ole Mister Freeman's heartattack was cagetastic.

Mary-Anne sure is a cagetastic fuck.

Nice frosted tips, Jake. They're cagetastic.

See nicolas, cage, bland, paradox

Epileptic-rodeo

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Fistero

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Gooch Licker

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