Caias

What is Caias?


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An acronym that stands for Crusty And Itchy Asshole Syndrome. CAIAS usually occurs after a number of excessively greasy bowel movements in which one-ply toilet paper was used for wiping. There are five levels of CAIAS, like a hurricane, and level 5 is the worst.

My level 5 CAIAS was so raw I thought my ass was on fire.


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