What is Caias?
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An acronym that stands for Crusty And Itchy Asshole Syndrome. CAIAS usually occurs after a number of excessively greasy bowel movements in which one-ply toilet paper was used for wiping. There are five levels of CAIAS, like a hurricane, and level 5 is the worst.
My level 5 CAIAS was so raw I thought my ass was on fire.
Random Words:
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The thick, white fluid produced by an ejaculation; semen.
Oh, man, I really had a great fuck last night! I musta squirted my essen..