Cair

What is Cair?


1.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:

1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.

2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSSsecondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.

TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSSscreening. Please follow me over to those chairs.

Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!

See islamic, muslim, racists

2.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations. An organization that seeks to improve the image of Islam in America by viciously suing people ACLU-style, constantly whining about islamophobia/racism, and funding overseas terrorism.

"CAIR - defending terrorists, funding Hamas, and eating newborn babies since 1994."

See muslim, terrorist, aclu, assholes, tossing salad


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