Cairns

What is Cairns?


1.

An older, somewhat attractive woman who one shouldn't be attracted to but is.

"That OAP over there is such a cairns!"

See oap, older, wands, teacher

2.

A place in Northern Queensland, home to the esplanade and alot of people, most of them being abo's and jap's and their rice burners. Tourism capital of Queensland. Lots of gangs, skaters, Crews and wannabe scenekids hanging around attempting to be seen and heard.

Scene kid: "Us Cairns-ians are so hXc."

Crew member: "We'll tagyour shop windows like there's no tomorrow."

Skater kid: "But we'll fuck you off the most with our feral antics."

See cans, kanz, canz


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