What is Cairns?
1.
An older, somewhat attractive woman who one shouldn't be attracted to but is.
"That OAP over there is such a cairns!"
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2.
A place in Northern Queensland, home to the esplanade and alot of people, most of them being abo's and jap's and their rice burners. Tourism capital of Queensland. Lots of
Scene kid: "Us Cairns-ians are so
hXc ."
Crew member: "We'll
tag your shop windows like there's no tomorrow."
Skater kid: "But we'll
fuck you off the most with ourferal antics."
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Gary, a squirrel, is a mediocre ice-skater. He skated 2 years with the infamous Chaz Micheal Micheals and supposidly has a thrid ball.
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