What is Cairns?
1.
An older, somewhat attractive woman who one shouldn't be attracted to but is.
"That OAP over there is such a cairns!"
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2.
A place in Northern Queensland, home to the esplanade and alot of people, most of them being abo's and jap's and their rice burners. Tourism capital of Queensland. Lots of
Scene kid: "Us Cairns-ians are so
hXc ."
Crew member: "We'll
tag your shop windows like there's no tomorrow."
Skater kid: "But we'll
fuck you off the most with ourferal antics."
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When you deny your woman or wife sex, and the next day she mopes about it and doesn't want to leave the house.
My wife is such a d..
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A party where a group of people have to drink all the alcohol in a particular location before moving to another location to drink all th..