What is Cake Stand?
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The act of doing a handstand on a cake while gobbling down a mass amount of said cake's contents, namely frosting, through your mouth. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of cake, the sugar will reach the brain more quickly. The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many hungry friends.
I just did a cake stand and now I'm horribly full of cake and frosting.
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Usually performed on one's birthday, the act of lifting the cake recipient's legs in the air so that they may willingly immerse their entire face into a well-frosted cake. Derived from
The partygoers were moved to a frenzy after Mrs. Wilson lost her contacts while performing a cake stand.
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