Cake Zombie

What is Cake Zombie?


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Someone so massive that they're virtually unable to move by themselves. Also, they tend to rarely talk about anything but food. Generic tagline, as opposed to "Braaaaaaains" is "I'm...just...so...*wheeze*...hungry".

They may be placated with an offering of a sheet cake, hence deriving their name.

"Jesus Christ, dude! Cake Zombies!"

"Throw a sheet cake and grab your walkin' shoes, they'll never catch us."

See cake zombie, fat, cake, zombie, huge


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