What is Cake Zombie?
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Someone so massive that they're virtually unable to move by themselves. Also, they tend to rarely talk about anything but food. Generic tagline, as opposed to "Braaaaaaains" is "I'm...just...so...*wheeze*...hungry".
They may be placated with an offering of a sheet cake, hence deriving their name.
"Jesus Christ, dude! Cake Zombies!"
"Throw a sheet cake and grab your walkin' shoes, they'll never catch us."
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(Adjective) From assclown, referring to an individual or individuals exhibiting conduct demonstrating that the better part of their gene..
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The act of being crazy, old, fat, semi-retarded, and socially unacceptable in most social circles.
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