What is Cake Zombie?
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Someone so massive that they're virtually unable to move by themselves. Also, they tend to rarely talk about anything but food. Generic tagline, as opposed to "Braaaaaaains" is "I'm...just...so...*wheeze*...hungry".
They may be placated with an offering of a sheet cake, hence deriving their name.
"Jesus Christ, dude! Cake Zombies!"
"Throw a sheet cake and grab your walkin' shoes, they'll never catch us."
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The excessive amount of "dot dot dots" used in a relatively short area of text. Some strands are contagious when replyed to.
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