What is Caked?
1.
To be extremely wealthy, loaded
Mike: I got a rolex in my stocking for christmas
Kal: Bro you're caked
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2.
when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.
ew man look at her face, its caked.
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3.
To reach a state whereby one is intoxicated by lack of sleep. Cake is the best natural drug you can get once you get to about 50 hours.
Man, I was so damn caked last night. I was laughing at the news reports about a dead baby at 5am.
4.
Highest level of high.
when you're high you're baked..kes get baked
person:Man, im caked.
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5.
to get hit across the face as you would when you cake somebody.
"swear i dont like him son im about to cake him"
person 1:you just got knocked out!
person 2:why?
person 1:he just caked you!
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6.
crazy baked
holy fuck im caked
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7.
Caked: Adjective
To describe someone who is unattractive or ugly.
She's so caked, man
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