What is Cakefart?
1.
When a woman squats and breaks smelly wind all over a cake, usually for a sexual fetish, but sometimes as a Sadistic revenge at a restaurant, like in a case when a rude customer pinches her ass.
Lizz bent down and cakefarted on her slave's lunch.
2.
The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.
Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cakefarted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"
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3.
Noun: Something that is bittersweet, or contains both good and bad.
E.g: Breaking up with my boyfriend was kind of a cakefart, because he was nice, but he was kind of a douche too.
E.g. I totally made a cakefart when I decided to eat McDonald's last night. It was so yummy but now I' kinda fat.
E.g.: Sarah Jessica Parker totally cakefarts on society because she's kind of hot, but she's got a fugly face.
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4.
verb. skipping a round of tournament play in the chess club that has no name.
"Dude, I'm really beat."
"You wanna cakefart this round?"
"Sure, we'll play next time"
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