What is Cal High?
1.
A school filled with hot bitches, funny ass people, Drugs, and cunt teachers. All you have to do to get laid, is call up a bop, and say "Ay, i need my dick wet."
Everyone who's anyone at this school, smokes weed, cigarettes, pops pills (thizz and pain killers), and drinks. There are other submissions claiming that everyone does coke. Although coke is around on occasion, this is simply not true. Most people are to bitch to try it.
Also alot of wannabes here. Kids who act hard here dont know shit. It didnt used to bug me, but after returning from juvie, you realize what real gangsters are actually like. The streets of San Ramon aren't hard, and you should act accordingly.
The trail behind the school is the place to go at brunch and lunch. That's where you go to smoke a cigarette or a joint. Occasionally staff checks the back to bust people, but never enough to stop kids from going there.
The main places to go around town after school are the skatepark, and....
Don't get stopped by the bored cops on your visit
Example 1:
Whiteboy 1 "Ay what are you doing on the first day of summer?"
Whiteboy 2 "Im ganna rage. Smoke a blunt, Drink, pop, then smoke another blunt.. What about you?"
Whiteboy 1 "I aint doin shit.. Im on house arrest."
Whiteboy 2 "Oh yeah.. that fuckin sucks"
Example 2:
Whiteboy 1 "lets go to the skatepark afterschool, smoke, then get searched by the cops."
Whiteboy 2 "uhm.. FASHO!"
Whiteboy 3 "Im just ganna kick it with Mr. Corti at cal high"
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2.
California high school, bitchy ass teachers, the only good teacher is Mrs. Gilson. all the Pe teachers r horrible and rude. and total pervs, the kids, well DRUGGIES, and Sluts, thhat about covers it, theres the slim few of us that r typicaly "scene" but we tend to consider this school as the SUNSET STRIP of nor cal, no joke, sex drugs and rock and roll, and ovcourse alcohol, hella lightweights around here, if ur not smokin behind the school or at the skate park ur at the Forest not many ppl go there anymore, Cops r bored out of there ass here, anyone will get stopped for no reason, theres nothing to do but the skate park, fuck people, smoke, and the mall which isnt even in our city, so thats y were the sunset strip school,. its funny if u live here cuz wigger nation, asian invasion, and "ghetto" kids think they rule the school. kids pop and such durn class no joke its sad, haha lots of bands here,
yo What you doin today?
Ditchin CAL high to go smoke at the Forest
Where u AT
shitty ass Cal, smokin,
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3.
Basically it still sucks and everyone still does drugs. For a while it was all about X maybe a little coke. It's going to suck in 20 years when their dopamine receptors fail and they're never happy again. And parents thought it'd be nice to stay in the area with their kids... Better luck moving to Richmond and getting beat up by black kids to build some fucking character. The principal is a racist who divides everyone for tests because he thinks they'll cheat. Why the fuck isn't he fired?
If you go to Cal High, you'll never be happy again!
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4.
Ugly school in San Ramon, CA. No hot chicks. Basically it sucks. And lots of people do cocaine and shit.
Cal High sucks. Avoid it at all costs.
5.
gayest school ever, in San Ramon, which is the whitest city ever
its a blizzard that smells like fish, seriously
everybody is a
everyone smokes at the back of the school
