What is Cal Ripken's Disease?
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Any person who has not done the dirty for a minimum of 1,000 days even after bringing both Asian and Jewish ladies back to his or her aggresively loftstyle apartment.
Our friend passed up no strings attached sex last night with a girl with 800 horsepower boobs because he's suffering from Cal Ripken's Disease.
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