What is Calafia?
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The Queen in the 15th century Spanish novel California was named for. She was bitchin', hot, didn't wear much, and ruled over a group of women who mated with and then killed sailors who washed up on their shores.
"if only Calafia could eat sailors like her namesake"
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A person who does not have the talent or intuition to use emoticons in e-mail or text messages.
i.e. Someone who has to ask, "How ..
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a vaginal fart that smells like shit!
u fuckin queef muffin!!
See ur mom
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a vaginal fart that smells like shit!
u fuckin queef mu..
