What is Calafia?
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The Queen in the 15th century Spanish novel California was named for. She was bitchin', hot, didn't wear much, and ruled over a group of women who mated with and then killed sailors who washed up on their shores.
"if only Calafia could eat sailors like her namesake"
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A handshake of the utmost disrespect in which one wipes their bare hand on their asshole picking up any stray pieces of feces and procee..
