What is Calafia?
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The Queen in the 15th century Spanish novel California was named for. She was bitchin', hot, didn't wear much, and ruled over a group of women who mated with and then killed sailors who washed up on their shores.
"if only Calafia could eat sailors like her namesake"
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When you are laying down, the girl squats on your face or chest, and starts pooping.
Timmy was so horny, he asks his girlfriend to give..
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A baseball bat a la Pat Megna
Drew: Hey man, put down my baseball bat.
Pat: Chill out baby, this is my Be Cool Tool.
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