What is Calafia?
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The Queen in the 15th century Spanish novel California was named for. She was bitchin', hot, didn't wear much, and ruled over a group of women who mated with and then killed sailors who washed up on their shores.
"if only Calafia could eat sailors like her namesake"
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A person who uses foul language is said to have a Trucker Mouth or The mouth of a trucker.
There's also a rock band called Trucker..
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A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.
Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.
See slut..
