Calafia

What is Calafia?


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The Queen in the 15th century Spanish novel California was named for. She was bitchin', hot, didn't wear much, and ruled over a group of women who mated with and then killed sailors who washed up on their shores.

"if only Calafia could eat sailors like her namesake"

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