What is Calamari?
1.
squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.
Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."
2.
Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.
She looked pretty hungry, but her mouth was pretty nasty, so I opted for the calamri.
3.
An inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from
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Motorcycle rider - helmet = calamari
4.
When one man inserts his erect penis inside another man's flacid penis hole.
I fucked his cock like a piece of calamari.
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5.
Italian slang for "thats crazy!'
Caalaamaaaree!!!
Ya man that was felonious!
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