Calamari

What is Calamari?


1.

squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.

Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."

2.

Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.

She looked pretty hungry, but her mouth was pretty nasty, so I opted for the calamri.

3.

An inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus.

A squidwithout a helmet; squid bits.

Motorcycle rider - helmet = calamari

4.

When one man inserts his erect penis inside another man's flacid penis hole.

I fucked his cock like a piece of calamari.

See dick, cock, calamari, insert

5.

Italian slang for "thats crazy!'

Caalaamaaaree!!!

Ya man that was felonious!

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