What is Calamari Anus?
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Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.
Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.
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noun/verb
Something that has long been hoped for and has finally happened.
I just did your mom last night... now that was a dream come..