Calamari Anus

What is Calamari Anus?


1.

Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.

Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.

See anus, rectum, asshole, loose, calamari


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