Calamity James

What is Calamity James?


1.

The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.

He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans

England v France. Euro 2004, three minutes into injury time...

Need I say more?

See black flag

2.

englands number one goalkeeper

"ol' keegan's gonna enjoy 'im"

"who?"

"calamity james, oo ja fink!"

"england, england's number one, england's, number one"

"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"


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