What is Calamity Sam?
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The red mustache/patches that is left after a girl decides to get her face waxed... particularly eyebrows and lip
"Damn girl, what happened to yo face!"
"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"
"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"
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what we do in Cleveland, ride wit yo doors open while playing your loud music
I was cruisin down 25th doorswingin!
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When you stick your finger in your own ass and then wipe it on a girls upper lip.
A variation of the Dirty Sanchez.
I gave this girl..