Calamity Sam

What is Calamity Sam?

The red mustache/patches that is left after a girl decides to get her face waxed... particularly eyebrows and lip

"Damn girl, what happened to yo face!"

"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"

"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"

See firecrotch, calamity, sam, holster, wax, prom

Zang

1. excellent. zang! 2. it means excellent. as in bomb, sick, tight, sweet. Dude what you be doin last night was zang! See excellent, ..

Noob Guard

1. Plastic clip on joint of a Glass on Glass to prevent retards from pulling out your downstem/diffy I got this blue noob guard so that hi..

Polish Sausage

1. The organ of a man of polish descent. I cannot believe Pelky whipped out his polish sausage while dancing on the table during grad week..

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