Calamity Sam

What is Calamity Sam?


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The red mustache/patches that is left after a girl decides to get her face waxed... particularly eyebrows and lip

"Damn girl, what happened to yo face!"

"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"

"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"

See firecrotch, calamity, sam, holster, wax, prom


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