What is Calanguage?
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Calanguage is a language mostly people called Cal use, it is some Random words that are put together in a sentence, but they must make sense...the sentence can drag on for a while but not too long or it will no longer be accepted as "Calanguage"
"We will Hike through the clouds to save that puppy from the arms of the Marshmallow giant!" Example of the usage of Calanguage
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When you grab an emo's fuck tard hair from behind and punch him in the face.
Charlie gave that dumb bitch an emo reach around.
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