Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

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Hella Juiced

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Piss Up

1. australian my arse, it's british through and through, involving booze curry and kebabs, and vomit. eee we had right good piss up l..

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