Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Novincial

1. When someone does something that makes them look like a total novice, or idiot. that was the most novincial foul shot I've ever se..

Edge Bomb

1. Straight Edgedrink. Fill a shot glass to the brim with Red Bull and drop it into a cup of 2 parts mountain dew. Repeat until you start ..

Squid Pro Row

1. Not being able to understand a certain phrase that is said to you. "RRiigghhhht Dr.Evil squid.. pro.. row?" See austin power..

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