Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Umpstead

1. Someone who pretends to be super hot online by using another persons photos, but in real life is a fatty. I met this girl on myspace an..

Yawp Yawp

1. yawp yawp is another word for yup yup so its all kool: yawp yawp See yup, yea, yes, yeah, yessir..

O.p.o.

1. Acroym for "owned pwned owned". Used only for cases of extreme ownage, uber ownage, or utter ownage. Give me a tissue, someo..

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