Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Dick-sniffer

1. 1. An unpleasant or unintelligent person. 2. A person who is addicted to the aroma (odor) of the penis. Originated in the East End of ..

Alabama Night Owl

1. Sneak attack sex in the middle of the night. The gentleman caller holds the female's face down by placing his palms squarely over ..

M.f. Danny

1. Mother fuckin Danny. How many M.F. Dannys do you think I know? See RaMDaY..

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