Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Owl Puffer

1. One who performs fellatio on a person who has just sodomized them. Julie was know as a fairly classy dame 'til I found out she was..

Swoog

1. A general term for a male you do not like. Typically used as an insult to call a guy "lame" or a "tool." More specif..

V-tard

1. One who has not attained carnal knowledge. Cynthia is such a v-tard, she says she's waiting until marriage. See virgin, v-card, v..

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