Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

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Zionkowski

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1+1=3

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