Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Qwauf'n Poof

1. an absolutly rediculous amount of hair that is huge and bushed. "I woke up in the morning and J. Round nuzzer told me i had a nice..

Eating Disorder

1. a serious mental condition that can ultimatly result in death. Should not be mistaked with a regular, healthy thin person. Also, shoul..

Iced Finger In Graftons

1. The state of a young woman how has recieved a jolly good bukkake'ing. For she resembles an iced finger under the heatlamp in a graf..

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