Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Hyphy Skater

1. !.Someone who gets stupid,dumb and hyphy but can also Skate! 1."Did you see that Hyphy Skater and his tricks while goin dumb?"..

Rustic Tattoo

1. After cumming, leave a small amount of semen on the tip of your penis. Proceed to use your penis as a pen and draw on the girl's fa..

1 Log Down

1. having to take a piss (first originated while camping) i just drank alot of water and i need to go 1 log down. See 1, log, down, pis..

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