Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Nobwonk

1. An idiot, fool, complete dumbass etc. Also related to noobism and being a noob. The cause of this is generally due to them having an irr..

Ucky

1. A gross or disgusting situation or substance. (out in the woods disc golfing right after it rained) Wazula "Eww, its sooo... ucky..

Rake Yohn

1. Friend of Bam Margeraand member of the CKYcrew from West Chester, PA. Known for his long hair and bad teeth. Works as a chemist. Rake Y..

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