Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

[snap]

1. Sex and a nap I really need some SNAPbefore we go out tonight. See sex, nap, spent, hook-up, sleepy..

Jobstore

1. a store that sells jobs wanna go buy a new job down at the jobstore? See jobs, massive damage, mexico..

Dogrimmer

1. A human being who places its lips upon the orifice of a dog's asshole and runs its tongue up the dog hole. Check out the undergrou..

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