Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Upland Highland Regiment

1. Arguably one of the most successful marching band programs in California. The Upland Highland Regiment has received numerous first place..

J'ai Horreur De Ca

1. french for, literally, "i have horror of that" There's a rat! J'ai horreur de ca! J'ai horreur de yer maw! S..

Dirty Modjeski

1. the art of fucking a girl while baking a cake. i was hungry and horny so i came home and gave that bitch kristin a dirty modjeski. See..

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