Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Slowalkia

1. A land where people who walk at a slow pace, preventing the people behind them to walk at a normal pace, hail from. "Those two lad..

Vagiplatypus

1. when the vaginal lips of a woman resemble that of a platypus bill whoa man did you see the vagiplatypus on her! See bill, platypus, va..

Starlady

1. A Lady that is a young, classy, sexy, confident woman who is well educated and goes for she wants. Has skills all around, professionally..

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