Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Guyd

1. A club or that allows hot girls in even when they look about 11, but IDs guys who look 22. Ted - "How about we go to that new club..

Tap That Mass

1. To attend church/temple/mosque or other religous gatherings. I always hated waking up early, but it was Sunday and I had to tap that ma..

The Phone Booth

1. The area in which The Generic 5 meet daily. "Yo you gunna be at The Phone Booth today?" "You know it!" See The Ph..

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