Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Rotundesque

1. Ro-tun-desque' adj. From the Latin "Rotundus" and the Italian suffix "-esco"; Can describe a positive or a n..

Omega Position

1. A sex move that collapses space-time to a single point which then expands and cools to form a new universe. (That's why they call i..

Dookie Taster

1. one who partakes in the consumption of feaces that dudes a dookie taster See shit, shit-eater, poo, fecal..

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