Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Hamnette

1. An abnormally small penis; diminutive of 'HamptonWick', cockney rhyming slang for prick. An aLlernative spelling is Hamnett. ..

Redneck Catheter

1. A beer bottle used as a temporary urine recepticle. 15 minutes until the next rest stop; better just use a redneck catheter. See hillb..

Roof Tilers Nailbags

1. defining saggy and droopy tits on an unattractive female look at that! she's got tits like a roof tilers nailbag!!!! See dave..

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