Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Vhuman

1. Of or pertaining to a vagina that is so nasty (infact rancid) as well discolored from overuse to the point that from a glance it you mig..

Offriend

1. to 'dis' or insult someone on Facebook. even though i didn't like patty in college, i would never offriend her. i read ..

Homoizzle

1. a homo izzle Shoutout to my homeys in F-Townizzle if you looked up this word you are a homoizzle..

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