Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Hawiian Punch Heimlich

1. Saw your dick off and let it bleed in your mouth then choke on the flacid foreskin you love to lubricate. I'm so depressed. I gue..

Zuccini

1. a hott ass motherfucker Wow, look at that zuccini dance! See hot, sexy, banana, zucchini, woah..

One-eyed God

1. metaphorical reference to the phallus where the urethral opening appears as if it is an eye of a serpent. she kneeled before the one-ey..

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