Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Frozen Caveman

1. When at a party, you place a turd in the back of the hosts' freezer, hidden so as not to be found for quite a long time. Chuck is ..

Videot

1. One who prefers using obsolete technology for no practical reason. From video and idiot. OMG! He'd rather have a VHS than a DVD! W..

Farsight

1. the best weapon ever on perfect dark. Shoots thru walls. Die shocksim. Bzeew. Bye bye.....

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