Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Zoloft Withdrawal

1. Strange head sensations, AKA "brain zaps", which is like an electrical current that you can actually see for a split second as..

Zug

1. The world's only comedy site. I soiled myself laughing at Zug's website. 2. a short, stocky, hairy man with a tiny penis ..

Improper Bo I Don’t Tell Thou

1. The antonym of proper bo Mike: "Simon is late again!" Geoff: "That is improper bo I don’t tell thou"..

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