Calastimate

What is Calastimate?

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

See shit, dick, balls, mountain, dew

Ryanrog

1. When you're about to ejaculate midway through a masturbation session, you aim for your ladyfriends picture on the wall, miss, and g..

Man Pickle

1. A rather comical word relating to the genitals of a male, a penis. Similar to slongweiner and wang. "A slang word for penis is man..

Drywaller

1. The act of a male nailing or stapling his penis to the inside of his own leg. "What?! He really did the Drywaller? What a fucking..

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