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While your female companion is sleeping, you jack-off onto one of her eyes without disturbing her. When she wakes up you convince her th..
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Pronounced: fuh-LAH-sho-rap-ter (similarly and with allusion to the dinosaur velociraptor)
A person - either male or female - who perfo..
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Is where you poo just one poo and thats the end! Quicky and easy, minimal fuss.
Dan: What did u do last night?
Sam: Well i was watchin..
