What is Calculated Punctuation?


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The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.

The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:

Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.

Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?

GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again

Angrychick08: Good boy.

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