Calculator Edit Meaning

1.

My brain, my every ounce of being human

Guy 1: Have you seen my brain?

Guy 2: what? you lost your brain?

Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front.

Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator

Guy 1: I DON'T CARE JUST FIND IT

See Who The Douce Are You?

2.

Asian Gameboy

pi=100 pts!

Woah Ling Zhi is really playin' that calculator!

See asian, kid, nintendo, pi

3.

-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)

-but that few actually bother to program...

-TI 83

-TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}

-TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}

AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong

aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.

See ti

4.

The reason why we don't need math, especially in high school, when you'd rather be snogging.

Tim: Math is @#$%?&*!!! I hate it! I want to snog!

Tim's dad: This is why there are calculators. Don't forget the rubber, son.

See button, texas, easy

5.

a whore who does only nerds/ geeks

Yoko is such a calculator, EVERY nerd is pushin' on that!

See whore, slut, ho, hooker, kunt

6.

Cheating device for those to lazy to work out 2+2.

Idiot 1: Dude, what's 2+2?

Idiot 2: Dunno. Steal Jane's calculator.

See calculator, cheat, idiot, copy

7.

- any word that you can read differently upside down. (usually with numbers)

- to calculator a word/the calculator version of

classic example: 58008

d00d is calculator for p00por vice versa.

See calculater, numbers, nerds, 1337 speak, normal