Calculator Phone

What is Calculator Phone?

A mobile phone in technology terms, considered to be "Pre-historic" - A mobile phone so old it doesnt even have a camera on it!

Look at that guy there using his "Calculator Phone" - That thing is so old it has moss growing on it!

See mobile, mobile phone, cell phone, brick, dog and bone

Kamsession

1. The desire for a girl named Kam. Often this girl is unobtainable by the person who wants her because of the persons abnormal abdominal m..

Milloping

1. Being a couch potato, being idle & lazy. (Richard & Tom on the sofa and their mum comes in). Mum: "Oh come on boys stop mi..

Fishily Schneider

1. To fuck a chick (hopefully) in the nostril and then she vigorously licks your sac (scrotum) I love receiving fishily Schneider from ani..

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