Calculator Phone

What is Calculator Phone?

A mobile phone in technology terms, considered to be "Pre-historic" - A mobile phone so old it doesnt even have a camera on it!

Look at that guy there using his "Calculator Phone" - That thing is so old it has moss growing on it!

See mobile, mobile phone, cell phone, brick, dog and bone

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