What is Caldwell?
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AKA CWell - Conveintly located about 45 min from NYC and 45 min from the shore. Home of the Sopranos, Fortes Pizza, and Grover Cleveland. A small town where you are defined by which Dunkin Donuts you go to, lower or upper. A town with no shortage of Lexus's, BMW's, and Audi's in the JCHS parking lot - and those are the students rides. Italian guido boys and preppy popped collared girls. We have the Jersey Attitude and can bring it out when needed. Think Laguna Beach, but on a lower scale. We own "Sleazside" on prom and mem day weekend, and we know it. A town where volleyball and softball are consistantly ranked top 10 in the state, yet football is the biggest sport. We can get to 3 malls in under 20 minutes and we like it like that. And we know that no matter what, we are always better than those spoiled guido West Essex idiots.
"Where you from?"
"Man I'm from Caldwell, I'll meet you at upper dunkin and we'll talk"
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a source of insperation and knoledge that is generally very large.
thats a caldwell-like eggrole
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An idiot who tries to grow facial hair to attract small children because he has no social skills to be able to attract mature women. That is if he were interested in women, which he is not. He tends to be attracted to small boys. If he were to be interested in adults it would be people of "double gender". Also, someone who likes to fuck fresh fruits and vegtables.
guy 1 "Dude you are gotta stop hangin around the elemantary school."
guy 2 "Why man? Whats the big deal?"
guy 1 "Because your gonna get caught fuckin a tomato by the play ground and some kid is gonna yell "Caldwell" and your ass is gonna go to jail."
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