What is Cale?
1.
v. To loathe humanity with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns; to expect and receive disappointment, pain, misery, and despair; hatred bordering on insanity
He Caled the very sight of that maternity ward
2.
A mythological creature rumored to reside somewhere in the midwest. Resembling a Yeti or Bigfoot this creature has deep love for Marijuana, Food, and Pussy. An extremely dangerous creature, don't try to lure it out, it could back fire resulting in bodily injury or death. If you see the creature run in the opposite direction and don't look into its eyes, they will turn you into a pile of weed, which will be consumed shortly after being brought back to the lair of the beast.
You've been warned.
"Have you heard about that Cale thing roaming around?"
"Yeah, I saw it the other day, that's how I lost my arm.
"What is that thing?"
"Oh, that's just Cale, it's crazy."
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3.
A word used to describe a man who is obsessed with proving his manlyness.
Greg was being such a cale last night.
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4.
Gypsy.
Former language of the gypsies, now extinct. Also caló and romaní.
Soy de la raza calé. I belong to the gypsy race.
5.
Name given to an Amish boy who leaves his family's settlement and later becomes a ladies man
"Check out the dude in the wooden shoes with all the ladies over there." "yeah he must be a cale
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6.
slang word for a male with an abnormaly small penis.The name Cale is also known to like to give an average male/ anything with a penis a blow job or anal sex.
Greg: I want to give you the Cale tonight!
Jim: I got the Cale the other day and it was the best thing ever and we are going to have a great time together.
Greg: Im so glad im a homosexual.
Jim: I know!!! that pioneer Cale is a real great guy :)
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7.
A man with a very minuscule penis and who is supposedly high all the time.
Hey look, hes such a cale!
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