Calender-cock

What is Calender-cock?


1.

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day

Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!

See calender, birkenhead, cock, willy, bagpipe


88

Random Words:

1. When a huge ass german man gets behind you, shoves his cock inside your ass, and does a suplex. Dude Gustavo did a German Superplex on ..
1. The wet and gooey mess that women in heat make in their undies. Some women use it to lubricate during sex and some women use it like ba..
1. someone who get fecal matter on their finger and smears it on something. I gotta go wash the walls again, Helen. My little Johnny is ..