Calf Slap

What is Calf Slap?

The act of slapping the calf muscle on the back of the leg in a very swift, painful manner. Best applied to any idiot wearing shorts on a cold day.

Hey Edward! You should calf slap Henry cuz he's wearing shorts in December!

See slap, poop, idiot

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