What is Calfdick?
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1.{noun} to have a cramp in your calf. hurts really fucking bad.
(note: the word can be altered to backdick,thighdick,assdick,sickdick,etc. but only when used as a noun.)
2.{adjective...maybe.} often used in snowboarding, when the highbacks of your boot, or bindings kill your calves, making it super impossible to ride. (can also be used as "calfdicked" in the verb sense.)
1. "owOwOWfuckityOW! i just got one hell of a calfdick, dude"
2. "dude. in that last run, my highs gave me one hella bitchin' calfdick."
2.5 "dude, i totally just calfdicked myself off that jump. and hoooolllyyyyshiiitt. it killed.
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