Calftinate Edit Meaning

1. The best last name you'll ever hear. Spelled with a Z not a S VIRAMONTEZ IS THE MOTHA FUCKIN BEST See reina, viramontez, awesome..

1. A vaginal fart or queef that a female expels from her "gulley." Jennifer let loose with the sweetest gulley breeze when I pul..

1. A device used to measure 1337ness Sorry, but the j00lameter says you only have 1336 j00s...