What is Calico Dick?
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A Penis that displays loss of natural skin pigmentation or appears discolored or spotted.
"That Jill Kelly Scene is great where she gives head to that dude with the calico dick"
"Dude she seriously swore to me that the calico color of this dick made it taste better!"
"Boy to father - Dad you're so awesome, I hope one day I will grow up to have a Calico Dick just like you've got"
"Calico Dick comes in handy for hiding your identity better while using a glory hole."
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Morbidly obese person - One who is so fat that it is apparent they have stolen other chins and added it to their own neck.
That dude is..
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A very over-weight person
Fat girl: I hate you skinny B------
Skinny girl: Shut up FAT JIGGAS!
See fat, people, over, weight, heavy..
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Function: noun
Plural Form: vagina muffins
Etymology: references to the female womb as an oven (e.g. bun in the oven)
1: A tampon; a..
