Calie

What is Calie?


1.

sweet. cute. intelligent. down to earth. laid back. chill. hot. different. weird, in a good way. complex. best person ever!

nicolette: omg i can't believe he's having sex with calie.

random stranger walking by: calie? haha dude give that man a high five for me. i'd do her any day!

See hottie, smart, funny, unbelievable, boobies

2.

usually a seductive young female who is the shit. somebody girls hate on but guys hit on. makes dirty jokes, can hang with the guys, but can still look hott and be girly. the perfect mixture. amazing in every aspect of sex or anything really.

jeff: dude, that girl calie you brought tonight was so cool! I'm glad you found a girl that's hot but is so down to earthand real!

Joe: i know! she's one in a million.

See cute, funny, sexy, amazing, hot sex, intelligent

3.

A creative idividual who speaks her mind and isn't afraid to be blunt. Usually attractive. Down to earth and way cool.

Smart, witty, Misunderstood. Doesn't always make the right decisions but has a good heart. Somebody who's going to be somebody. The person you look back on and think "damn".

Jeff: so what'd you think about my friend calie?

Rob: she's the coolest girl i've ever met.

See cool, laid back, creative, attractive, open minded, different, cute, smart, funny

4.

During the dust bowl in the 1930’s, folks that moved from Oklahoma to California to escape poverty were called Okies. During the Bush Bowl of 2009 those that are leaving California to come to the plains states to escape poverty are called Calies.

Calies suffer from high forclosure rates, expensive gasoline, high cost of living, and high unemployment which forces Calies to move from CA to places where prices are much lower.

See callie, poor, homeless, cally, broke, busted

5.

A "Calie" is a female that whines whenever they want something from you.

Often a "Calie" also acts like a "dumb blond" in that many of the things she will ask you to do, she could just as easily do herself.

In a whining voice, someone that would rather ask you to do something rather than use their own brain to figure it out.

Fran: Ahhhhh Mick, My finger hurts. Can you shake some salt on my fries? Oh, please, please.... Seeeee, my finger... oooh. Seeee. It hurts.

Mick: Oh stop being a "Calie". Use your other hand!

See whinger, blond, whinging, crybaby, complainer, paris hilton, boo hoo, dumbass, rich bitch


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