Califaker

What is Califaker?


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A person who pretends they are a native of California. The truth is they have lived in their home town their whole lives and have only been on Choir tour and family vacations to California. They say words like tight, bra, homie and dawg. You can spot a Califaker in the crowd by their Hollister shorts and flip-flops in the winter.

I hate that douche, he is the biggest Califaker.

See california, hollister, douche, douch, prep, jock, ass hole, pretentious, dick, fag, queer


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