California Burglar

What is California Burglar?


1.

While having anal missionary sex with a pregnant woman, thrust your fist into her vagina and pull out her unborn child.

"James! Be gentle! I'm four months pregnant!"

"Oh don't worry baby; I'll be in and out like a California Burglar."

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