California Burrito

What is California Burrito?


1.

A delicious and mythical burrito found in Mexican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California, especially San Diego. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, sour cream and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Guacamole may be substituted for sour cream, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter (known as a Cyrus Burrito).

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

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2.

A guy who wrappes his dick in a tortilla and the girl bites into it.

Guy:Hey you want a California Burrito?

Girl:What is that?

Guy:Well I'm gonna wrap my dick in a tortilla and your gonna guzzle it down.

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