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When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and..
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When a girl laughs and her face morphs into a fucking pig, and you're like "God damn that's gross!!"
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unexplicable bruises appearing on the body, especially on the shin, knee and thigh, after a night of heavy partying. The marks occur a..