What is California Crumpet?
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When two lovers engage in anal sex and when the guy is done he gently places a stick of butter in between her buttcheeks and squishes them together.
"BY JOVE! You've got a stick of butter in your bum! (The next day) Dude, you don't have to be a british man to enjoy a nice 'n tasty California Crumpet."
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someone you see who should be talking to, talks to, is talking to, or is with your friend
that's you right there
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