What is California Crumpet?
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When two lovers engage in anal sex and when the guy is done he gently places a stick of butter in between her buttcheeks and squishes them together.
"BY JOVE! You've got a stick of butter in your bum! (The next day) Dude, you don't have to be a british man to enjoy a nice 'n tasty California Crumpet."
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Two people get on their knees and connect assholes, then give a thumbs up.
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The career occupation of douchebags united.
Your the most famous Douchebagologist, in the history of douchebagatry.
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n. someone who doesn't up, scared , someone who said they're going to be there, but did not come.
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